20% APY.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
LUNATIC Savings offers an industry-leading imaginary yield of 20% until the vibes reserve is depleted.
YIELD RESERVE: TRUST ME BROUNOFFICIAL PARODY // MAY 2022 NEVER ENDED // REPEG PENDING // NO AFFILIATION WITH TERRA, LUNA OR ANY FOUNDATION //
TERRA-CLASS INCIDENT // MAY 2022
THE MOON
BROKE FIRST.
What if the most infamous moon mission in crypto came back as a meme? UST lost the peg. LUNA found infinite supply. The chain found “Classic.” $LUNATIC found absolutely no lessons.
OFFICIAL MONETARY POLICY1 LUNATIC = 1 LUNATICFINALLY, A PEG THE ALGORITHM CANNOT BREAK
CA: LAUNCHING SOON
UNOFFICIAL. UNAFFILIATED. PURE PARODY. SOLANA MEME TOKEN.
UST PEG$0.0069STILL WORKING ON IT
LUNA SUPPLY∞
01 // THE INCIDENT REPORT
MAY 2022
NEVER ENDED.
A parody archive for one of crypto's most spectacular attempts to convince math that everything was fine.
UST PEG$1.00-ISHStable enough until the market asked to see the stability.
LUNA SUPPLYKEEP PRINTINGThe emergency response plan was to discover new scientific notation.
CHAIN RECOVERYADD “CLASSIC”When the old timeline becomes inconvenient, preserve it permanently as lore.
LUNATIC POLICYNO PEG. NO APY.Just a meme built from the wreckage, the vocabulary, and the collective memory.
02 // LUNACY CALCULATOR
HOW LUNATIC ARE YOU?
Recreate the trade that made “diamond hands” medically concerning.
LUNATIC INCIDENT REPORT BACKED BY VIBES
100/100
CERTIFIED LUNATIC
1 LUNATIC = 1 LUNATIC. Finally stable.
PORTFOLIO PNL-99.99%
ALGORITHMIC DAMAGE-$1,000
03 // LORE ARCHIVE
EVERY BAD IDEA
BECAME LORE.
The joke works because the references are real enough for crypto natives to recognize instantly, then exaggerated until the entire page feels like an alternate-universe Terra terminal.
20% APY.
$1.00
ISH.
The official LUNATIC peg target is exactly one dollar, plus or minus one complete financial catastrophe.
PEG STATUS: EXPLORINGPRINT UNTIL
MORALE IMPROVES.
When one token falls, simply create more of the other one. Repeat until the calculator switches to scientific notation.
SUPPLY CAP: LOLADD
“CLASSIC.”
If history becomes inconvenient, preserve it forever under a new ticker and call the reboot the future.
VERSION: DEFINITELY FINAL04 // LUNATIC FOUNDATION GUARD*
THE OFFICIAL
REPEG PLAN
*There is no foundation. There is no guard. There is barely a plan.
01DENY THE DEPEG0.99 is basically 1 if you zoom out.
02DEPLOY THE RESERVESLocate remaining vibes.
03MINT AGGRESSIVELYSupply is just a number.
04CALL IT A REPEGThe chart briefly moved upward.
05FORK REALITYOld disaster becomes “Classic.”
05 // FINALLY STABLE
1 LUNATIC
= 1 LUNATIC.
The only peg left that cannot break. $LUNATIC is an unofficial parody meme on Solana. No stablecoin. No yield product. No promised utility. No affiliation with Terra, LUNA, LUNC, UST, Anchor or any related organization.